yes i do graffiti
So I work at a photo lab and an elderly woman came up to pay and after each transaction I have I ask, “can I help you find anything else today?” She responded with, “A million bucks.” The elderly man behind her said, “Ma’am, if you want a million bucks, just look in the mirror.” Her jaw dropped and she was completely smitten.
This man is at least 80 years old and his pussy game is immortal.
the definition of true sibling love
today in class i was putting on lip balm and this guy said “no matter how much makeup you put on you’ll still be ugly” so i just looked at him and said “no matter how much you act like a dick yours won’t get any bigger”
what has four letters and is very hard
Mobile blogging a.k.a only reblogging text posts because none of the pictures load
spnedit: Angelsthe angels, they don't care. I think maybe they just don't have
the equipment to care. seems like when they try, it just breaks