bagmilk:

people who scream when the teacher turns off the lights

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sammybitchfacewinchester:

fricken-nuggets:

fricken-nuggets:

Whats red and bad for your teeth?

a brick

well you’re not wrong


kellynkupcake:

My fiancé feel asleep with my Loki pillow over his face and this is the best thing that has ever happened.

kellynkupcake:

My fiancé feel asleep with my Loki pillow over his face and this is the best thing that has ever happened.


londoin:

do you ever get a weird crush on someone that’s not even attractive but you’re just attracted to them and you don’t know why


"When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog."
— A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States (via 391705)

Hilarious Passive-Aggressive Notes

cainangrey:

Sometimes confrontation just isn’t worth it. Isn’t it better to just leave an amusing passive-aggressive note instead and move along with your day? 

See how the pro’s do it: 

How to Write Passive-Aggressive Notes The Right Way

My house mates write notes like these, and then get annoyed when I burn them.


runningoncoals:

I am literally both of them at the same time


apupy:

imagine this shit spinning above your face at 200 mph


penis-hilton:

10 seconds after getting a tumblr account

penis-hilton:

10 seconds after getting a tumblr account


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